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Urban Dictionary

1. muffia The tendancy for some lesbians (both faux and real) to indulge in mafia or mob-like behaviour.
The term can also be used in a satirical or derogatory manner.

2. muffia In an age in which women shave/wax their pubic hair for various reasons (ex. bikini wax),
women who choose to go natural are part of the "muffia."
Dude, that chick who I went home with last night was part of the muffia.

3. Muffia The Mummy Maffia, a rather strange and alarming breed who feel the need to knock the confidence of other parents in order to reassure themselves that their own offspring are Wonder Children.